“This is the conceptual Dildomaker from designer Francesco Morackini. It’s like a giant pencil sharpener except it shapes things into peens. Definitely not the kind of thing you’re gonna want to carry around in a purse.”
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit
THE SALMON SUIT
Another reason to love the shit out of this man.
best of boops
L M A O
Colossal titan, what are you doing
colossal titan, stop
I’m really sorry for dumping my emo here.
I just… want you guys to know certain things just in case I go through with it. And I have friends I care for on here and want to leave them with a few words if it happens.